Random Hoe-Pulling Observations In Recent Interaction...

I apologize for the downtime the blog experienced, but I am back to share the knowledge with you once again. I have had a few interesting encounters recently, and i'd like to share them in order to hopefully educate you at least a bit...

• Some hoes actually like when you say that you're a creeper and/or facebook stalker. Girls with low self esteem suddenly feel important when you notify them that you have been secretly looking at their facebooks or stalking them. It's weird I know, but I suppose girls would rather be creeped on, than be an anonymous vag. If you can use this to your advantage, go ahead and give it a shot. Beware though, if tried on the wrong girl, you may have someone's mom knocking on your door...
  
  
• In a room full of 16 year old white hoes, Miley Cyrus's Party in The USA is best wingman you could ever ask for...
  
  
• The higher the quality beer you're drinking, the higher quality hoe you will pull, PROVEN FACT! If you're sipping on keystone, AKA piss, you will, most likely end up with a hoe who will offer to drink your piss. Another warning; if you're just getting with hoes who drink 40's with you, take note of the fact how well they handle that big bottle. It may be a sign that their vagina has, in the past, handled things almost as large.
  
  
• If a hoe asks you for a sip of beer, she may also asking, silently of course, for a sip of your splooge.
  
  
• Two things in the world are impossible; licking your elbow, and fucking in a Smart Car.
  
  
• Nothing improves sexual performance more than ultra ribbed condoms.
  
  
• Ever been in a hurry to gauge whether or not you think a girl has a suitably clean vaginal region? Take a quick check at her toes. If they are painted nicely, good to go. If she's got stubbed toes, broken nails and discoloration and/or many callouses, you're probably going to run into some discoloration and callouses down under as well.
  
  
• When drunk, remember, you don't literally PULL the hoe. That usually results in getting slapped. Although, if you can literally just pull one, you have more game than 99% of America.
  
  
• Secret trick of the day: When laying in bed behind a girl, out of nowhere, ask for a high five, but when she turns around instead of your hand she makes contact with, replace it with your penis... WARNING- Some girls high five really, really hard. : (
  

I'll be updating more often, this was just a little bit to catch you up on the game in the last few weeks.