Hoe-Pulling Accomplishments; A Brief Overview/Checklist- Tier 1

Some people have better luck with hoes than others, that is just a basic fact of life. Aspirations lead to betterment, so if you'd like to have some goals in regard to pulling hoes, refer to the list of praise-worthy accomplishments below and try to acheive as many as possible. (At your own risk)...

• The Family Connection: 2 Sisters- This goal is fun to accomplish, but is also more difficult than you would primarily think. The proper technique would be to go after the older sister, and then move on to the younger one, as it raises less moral questions on the female's part. Of course, once a girl knows you did had her older sister once, she will perhaps be more inclined to follow in her footsteps. Whether it be for reasons of revenge, or reasons or just to boost her self esteem, older-to-younger is the easier transition. That isn't to be said that you can't jump forwards, but it is a bit of a challenge. Also, usually anything more than a 3-year difference is impossible to overcome. Otherwise, you'll either be a pedophile, or somebody with enough game to pull an old lady. If the latter, high five!
  
  


• The Best Friends- This has been accomplished quite often recently, usually with very little backlash from the hoes involved. As standards sink even lower, best friends pass guys back and forth like it is nothing, so this is easily attainable, even for the game-challeneged. Best friends share everything, right? If you'd like to move from best friend to best friend, leave a bit of a passing period, and make sure not to repeat the same lines or they may compare notes while together later. If you'd like to turn it into a bit of a game, try to better whatever you did with the first, and make the second best friend more memorable. If you want to put an exclamation point in the form of a compliment at the end of the second one, let her know that she was better than her best friend. This may give her a boosted, yet unearned sense of self esteem in the future. Fun.
  
  


• The Hat Trick- Three in one night. By three, I don't mean just kissing three girls, because, well, this isn't 7th grade anymore. I mean full-fledged, triple ejaculations, with three different girls in one night. This is a true accomplishment, and is usually only reached by truly skilled men, or on special occasions, such as birthdays, graduations, and unheralded and random penis growth. If these three all happen to be close friends, give yourself 10 bonus points, because you sir know how to pull hoes! (Additional fact- The record is 9)
  
  


• Twins- Unattainable for most ordinary men, this is a feat that goes down in history whenever it is acheived. If you can get two twins at once, you have skill that the world has rarely seen. The problem with this, is the fact that most twins aren't hoes, (must be something in their DNA which prohibits it) and the fact that hot twins are hard to come by. Compliments are hard to give, because they apply for both, but a creative man will be able to differentiate between the two, and pick a few things to flatter them with. I would give extra points for pulling a siamese twin hoe, but that is just crossing the line, you freaks!
  
  


• Cougars/MILFS- Every mans dream. A grown woman, experienced, and all the things you've ever had wet dreams about. Grocery stores and suburb area youth-soccer games are prime spots for pulling aforementioned MILFS. Teachers and mothers of girls that you know are usually the toughest, but can be attained if you aim low enough, or are truly skilled. I would refrain from doing a friend's mom unless looking to accrue ammunition to get back at him later, or working on revenge.
  
  


• The 50%- 50% refers to having gotten with half the girls in a certain classroom (min. 10 girls). More easily completed at schools with smaller enrollments or private schools with unlimited amounts of hoes, this is a task that proves your superiority at a single school. This usually garners a bit of attention from the girls, as rumors spreads like herpes through private schools, and can damage your reputation, or cement your place in history, however you'd like to look at it. On the last day of school, hand out report cards to each of the girls rating them on their performance.

Honorable Mention-

• The Eiffel Tower- Sought by many, acheived by few... Talked about all summer in the hopes of being pulled off at the end of it, even some of the most skilled men have fallen short of this feat. What it requires is 2 willing men, (no homo) and a girl with absolutely no inhibitions or self respect it would seem. One guy will be receiving fellatio while his partner in crime is hitting it from the back. While this is happening, the two men will double high-five each other over the girl to form the shape of an eiffel tower. (Extra points for doing it with a French girl!)

Until next time, keep it up... (That's what she said)