Should I Break A Sweat On My Mission To Bust A Nut?

I'm sure there have been times when you're sitting at a party, or at some sort of shindig, scoping the room for penetration possibilities, and you have asked yourself... "Should I break a sweat on my mission to bust a nut?" And the answer is an overwhelming NO!

The perspiration-to-penetration ratio should ALWAYS be in your favor.

That being said, if you're going after more than one hoe at a time, or if you're going after an unconquered summit of sluttiness, a few beads of sweat are allowed, but you should never be drenched in pursuit of a wench.

The only towel that should be used while your with a hoe should be used to wipe up semen, not sweat.

Last but not least, NEVER pull a muscle while trying to pull a hoe. They might get the idea that they are worth chasing after, when in reality, we all know that 'hoes, they come they go'...

So now you're asking, "If I can't overexert myself for a hoe, what can I do to pull them that burns the least calories?"

• Offer to get them a drink, but only if it is already in your hand, or if you're within reaching distance of the fridge. If possible, recruit another hoe to bring you AND your aforementioned hoe a beverage, shucks, tell her she can even get one for herself!
  
  
• While it is alright to explore the house for a possible target, you should never be in a rush. After all, when the clock strikes midnight, all the girls who were already hoes won't magically switch back to respectable girls. (That doesn't happen until the sun comes up. So be sure that they go down on you before the sun rises on you both.)
  
  
• Let's say that a hoe wants you to fight for her and her pride, respectfully decline, or offer to play Rock, Paper, Scissors instead. If the hoe is upset that you didn't fight for her honor, remind her that the only honor you are familiar with is cumming on-her (honor). Plus, if you are victorious in your R,P,S endeavors, she should be happy, it is a sign that you know what to do with your hands/fingers!
  
  
• Offer to participate in activities that don't take much movement, such as volunteering to sit there while she fellationates you. What girl wouldn't be flattered that you'd offer to sit still for so long while they got there exercise for the day!
  
  
• Save your breath for later, don't even waste your energy on words. Text the girl instead, even if you're sitting right next to her. If she has the nerve to ask you why you are texting her while she is sitting right next to you, just tell her that she took your breath away and you are speechless. This will make her blush, and increase your chances of seeing her bush, tenfold.
  
  

• Don't waste any more time, ask her if she'd like to go for a walk, and she will most likely oblige. But once you get up, start walking towards the nearest bedroom or vacant room for vaginal roaming. Once you pass it, tell her that you have sprained your ankle. Be sure to make it believable, your ow! face should slightly resemble your oh! face in order to convince her that you've really hurt yourself. Enter aforementioned room so that she can tend to your injury, and you are home free. After all, if a girl is willing to rub your ankle, why wouldn't she rub your penis too, they are both bony body parts, it would be dick-scrimination if she were to refuse.
  
  

There you go, no need to get yourself all worked up and work too hard for a run-of-the-mill hoe. Improvise my plan where needed and fit it to your own style in order to ensure it's success.

Stay strapped and always remember, hoes are like tug-o-war, keep pulling hard, and eventually you'll have success.